1. It was a late night last night.
Me: we don't have to brush your teeth tonight.
Dylan: why?
Me: because it's really late. Unless... Do you want me to?
Dylan: umm... Yea! (In a "duh" tone)
2. After school drop off one day, she says to Marty: take it down the street, sing boy. We later figure out this is from Barbie. (Sigh)
3. "Awkward."